Category Archives: Humor (Attempts At)

Yoga Enlightenment Button NOW AVAILABLE!!!!

Posted on March 23, 2012 by

IT IS HERE AT LAAAAAAST!!! The YOGA ENLIGHTENMENT BUTTON! Of course you’re probably clicking on it now and thinking, ” Hey, wow, it really works, I’m enlightened! This is so cool!” BZZZZZZT!!!! WRONG!!!!! It’s not quite that simple. You need the ACCESS CODE, … Continue reading →

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Private Session for Immediate Enlightenment Now Offered!

Posted on March 21, 2012 by

Just to further publicize the announcement I made in Basic Yoga Class the other day… So by way of introduction, let me iterate that the yoga I teach generally has three main aims. The first is to work out the … Continue reading →

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BORN TO BE WILD!!! (Yeah baby.)

Posted on November 27, 2011 by

Because controlled movement was going to be my theme in class at Zen & Yoga this morning, I was thinking about nature, how it makes us move. As Buddhists say, we live in the natural world of desire and movement. … Continue reading →

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Living in the past is overrated

Posted on November 26, 2011 by

It’s actually pretty doggoned amazing that we can recall stuff that happens, the “then moment,” with our minds. And I’m sure it’s also rather necessary for us to function in the present moment with full consciousness. However we can get … Continue reading →

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New Krishnamacharya pic discovered at Mysore Palace!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

I would just like to share with my readers the great news that a hitherto undiscovered photograph of Sri Tirumalai Krishnamacharya, the amazing yoga master and innovator, has been released today, October 31, 2011, by his estate. The photograph is … Continue reading →

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